Coming soon … you will be

The Forest is going to spice up your mince pie this Winterval, with its most raunchy offering to date.

The 2012 calendar features your favourite friendly Forest faces, showing more than just their faces. Seldom has pen pushing looked so sexy. Rarely has a light trim seemed so appealing, or a fire extinguisher been so vital. And never has such a large organ been straddled, or a banana skin looked so inadequate.

The 2012 calendar is so hot, it cannot be legally used before January 1st. It will cause your artificial tree to drop its needles. And it will definitely blow all your Christmas lights.

If you only splash out on one thing this Christmas, make sure you buy a copy of the 2012 Forest calendar first. Proceeds will go to help bringing back Edinburgh’s favourite vegetarian and vegan cafe. Spend your wad on the calendar, and together we can beat the meat.

More outlet info to follow.

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